Total Medals Earned: 292 (From
73 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,815 Points
Make it past Stage 2.
Make it past Stage 1.
Make it past Stage 3.
Defeat the Boss!
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get at least 1400 love points
get at least 1400 social life points
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get at least 1400 hobbies points
get at least 1400 career points
get at least 14 combos
get a 23x multiplier for any aspect of life
Complete first 5 levels.
Complete first 9 levels.
Complete Lighbot.
Life after death
Replay the game.
Finish the game without dying.
Defeat the final boss.
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
The Hatter seems Madder.
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
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Beat the Game
The more thoughtful problem solver.
The more aggressive problem solver.
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Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Get to the flag when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Activate both cores of Planet I.
Activate both cores of Planet II.
Activate all four cores and reconnect the data beam.